Hello poor forgotten readers...if there are any. Yes, I'm terribly sorry for neglecting this blog, but it's probably going to stay that way for a little bit longer. I've tried, really, to write a new post or four for you, but they all sit half finished in that cute little drafts folder staring blankly at me. Do I want to finish them for y'all? Yes, yes I do, but you see I've inherited this medical condition that causes me to have short term memory loss, A.D.D, and the ability to just stare absent minded at the screen in front of me trying ever so desperately to write a coherent sentence...aka Mommy Brain.
Yes, Mommy brain is a thing and I have it times a million. I've got it easy compared to most with only two under the age of three, but my friend, I can't complete a thought to save my life (I'm struggling now FYI). I mean seriously, I've made a diligent effort to complete these posts for y'all because I know they could be good and enjoyable and a nice little reprieve for other peeps like me who love a little outlet where they know they're not alone! But I digress...my brain just doesn't want to work to write a decent sentence much less a paragraph. What really suck's about my current diagnosis is that I tend to think of my best material while driving in the car bee bopping to If you're happy and you know it while trying to block out the screaming competition going on between a toddler and 6 month old...FYI SUV's totally should come with those awesome limo window's that go up and down between the driver and passengers...love those boys but sometimes I think they are worse than people texting and driving!! See there I go...ADD in full capacity!
SO, I love y'all times a million and I PROMISE to come back one day...when mommy brain has taken a slight hiatus (word on the street is I will never have my young brain back again...boo hiss) and I can actually focus without staring at the screen for 30 minutes trying to formulate a sentence or a thought...or even remember why I started that post in the first place!
Love y'all and thanks for understanding!
AND for those who haven't had the pleasure of experiencing mommy brain...here is a great info graphic of my current state of affairs!